Hello, minions.
Today, Mr. Frizzybman, the ever-elusive internet destroyer has asked another mind blowing question: did he died?
Yes, the melty face guy did die. He was a Nazi, and the Ark of the Covenant melted his face. Thus, he is in fact, dead.
Also, congratulations to anybody who is currently following this blog (that means you, Frizzilla!) I am now permitting stupid questions. So go ahead, make my day with something ridiculous. I will answer literally anything. Seriously! I'm desperate! Please!!!!!!! IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? PLEASE?!? HELLO?!? HELLO?!?! *dies in Titanic*
Okay, let's be serious for a moment. I would like to thank Otherman and Frizz (bubbeh) for enjoying the madness that is my blog.
Peace out, minions.
-Tesla
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Tesla's top 5 tips for recovering from "traumatic" blows to the head
1. Ice. Lots of ice. You can also eat ice. It is very tasty.
2. Sleep. Sleep is good. If you can't sleep, (like me since I'm a cyborg) just try and relax.
3. Bananas. Any food, for that matter. You need to keep your strength up.
4. Funny TV commercials. Just for fun.
5. Blogger. So you can rant about your "heroic tale of surviving getting a pencil thrown at you from the opposite cubicle."
2. Sleep. Sleep is good. If you can't sleep, (like me since I'm a cyborg) just try and relax.
3. Bananas. Any food, for that matter. You need to keep your strength up.
4. Funny TV commercials. Just for fun.
5. Blogger. So you can rant about your "heroic tale of surviving getting a pencil thrown at you from the opposite cubicle."
Blown a servo
Well, you people would figure this out eventually, but might as well tell you now: I'm a cybernetic organism.
Also, to make it clear, I'm not artificial inteligence. I have a human mind locked into a cybernetic body.
I refuse to answer any more questions about Pulp Fiction: Have a taco, instead.
Also, to make it clear, I'm not artificial inteligence. I have a human mind locked into a cybernetic body.
I refuse to answer any more questions about Pulp Fiction: Have a taco, instead.
Question #2
Dear Mr Samuel L. impersonator,
It seems that you like to reference Pulp Fiction quite a bit, so let me entertain you by answering your question.
The answer is, yes. I speak english. Fluently. I am residing in America (technically area 51, but hey still America!)
Now, any more questions?
It seems that you like to reference Pulp Fiction quite a bit, so let me entertain you by answering your question.
The answer is, yes. I speak english. Fluently. I am residing in America (technically area 51, but hey still America!)
Now, any more questions?
Friday, May 18, 2012
Question #1
Dear Mr. Bobby,
As much as I enjoy your fine taste in movies, I must warn you that I will not accept this kind of language. However I will answer your question with a question: Do YOU look like a female dog? The answer is yes, you do look like a female dog. Good day to you, sir. Enjoy your time with that MinJunGuy. Also, thank you to otherman for answering the question before I could. You, sir and/or madam are quite the fine man/lady. Or both.
As much as I enjoy your fine taste in movies, I must warn you that I will not accept this kind of language. However I will answer your question with a question: Do YOU look like a female dog? The answer is yes, you do look like a female dog. Good day to you, sir. Enjoy your time with that MinJunGuy. Also, thank you to otherman for answering the question before I could. You, sir and/or madam are quite the fine man/lady. Or both.
Bleeding out my madness
Hello, world. It's good to see you all through this computer screen. Allow me to introduce myself: I am Tesla Kitsune. My real name is not important, and anything else about me is also unimportant. Just know that I am here to answer your random questions. C'mon, dweebs. Throw 'em at me.
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