Tesla's top 5 tips for recovering from "traumatic" blows to the head

1. Ice. Lots of ice.  You can also eat ice. It is very tasty.

2. Sleep.  Sleep is good. If you can't sleep, (like me since I'm a cyborg) just try and relax.

3. Bananas. Any food, for that matter.  You need to keep your strength up.

4. Funny TV commercials.  Just for fun.

5. Blogger.  So you can rant about your "heroic tale of surviving getting a pencil thrown at you from the opposite cubicle."